At the beginning of the world, everyone was naked, there are Chinese, Indian, the white and the black on the earth, they stay close together.

Naturally the black and the white get all the sex, the reason is simple, because they have the biggest penis of all.

Unable to woo girls, Chinese and Indian gather to discuss this matter, they come up with the solution, they started to wear clothes.

At first it was funny, putting animals fur on your bodies look like an act of madness, but soon it becomes a symbol of status, of power, of ability to hunt, and of bravery. More and more people starting to wear clothes.

Soon girls forgot about sex and sex only, they started to judge their mates based on the other abilities.

And thus comes civilization.

The transfer of Van Persie to Manu, a few days ago before my birthday, has managed to pull me down for a few days. It makes me realized that i care, and i was emotionally attached to the club.

Oh well that was not a good sign for us, but it is ok, for a few days my mind was telling me that this could turn out well, manu spent so much on a player, and i believe that when van persie could not perform, it will be a total loss. And somehow i had a feeling that last season is the only season that van persie did not get injured in this whole career, and that includes his future career. So, in other words manu is wasting money again, a like a bad decision usually leads to more downfalls, manu could farewell to title challenge, facing the same fate as liverpool twenty years ago.

It does not take me long to realize that we were a bit sour on this, so i decide to get over it. And i make a video for him.

There are a lot more video about this guy on youtube, and a chart of top 10 songs to say goodbye to van persie.

This is one of them